{"id":1467,"date":"2005-09-03T08:56:51","date_gmt":"2005-09-03T06:56:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kmim.wm.pwr.edu.pl\/myszka\/?p=1467"},"modified":"2014-10-29T15:40:31","modified_gmt":"2014-10-29T14:40:31","slug":"jak-to-w-polsce-autentyk-z-dworca-centralnego","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kmim.wm.pwr.edu.pl\/myszka\/2005\/09\/03\/jak-to-w-polsce-autentyk-z-dworca-centralnego\/","title":{"rendered":"Jak to w Polsce: Autentyk z Dworca Centralnego"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pono\u0107 autentyczne (na odpowiedzialno\u015b\u0107 Irka \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Miejsce akcji:<br \/>\nDworzec Centralny w Warszawie w kasach MI\u0118DZYNARODOWYCH.<br \/>\nBohaterowie:<br \/>\nKasjerki 1, 2; turystka i jej ma\u017c (oboje &#8222;z Ameryki&#8221;), jaki\u015b facet za nimi.<\/p>\n<p>Podchodzi turystka do kasy.<br \/>\n&#8211; Hello, when does the next train to Moscow leave?<br \/>\nKasjerka 1: &#8211; S\u0142ucham?<br \/>\n&#8211; When does the next train to Moscow leave?<br \/>\n&#8211; Prosz\u0119 g\u0142osniej bo nie rozumiem.<br \/>\n&#8211; Excuse me?<br \/>\n&#8211; A, pani Angielka&#8230; Zo\u015bka, zawo\u0142aj Krysi\u0119,ona chyba zna angielski&#8230;.<br \/>\n(przypominamy: kasa MIEDZYNARODOWA).<br \/>\nZo\u015bka: &#8211; Nie ma Krysi, posz\u0142a na papierosa.<br \/>\n&#8211; No to Ba\u015bka, ona chyba po niemiecku zna&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Dzisiaj nie pracuje.<br \/>\n&#8211; No to chod\u017a tu sama, bo nie rozumiem co klientka chce&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Dobra, id\u0119.<br \/>\nZoska: &#8211; S\u0142ucham?<br \/>\nTurystka: &#8211; One ticket to Moscow, please.<br \/>\n&#8211; Do Moskwy? Da, po\u017ca\u0142ujsta. A w kotoryj czas?<br \/>\n&#8211; Excuse me?<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu davajte, sleduszcij pojezd idet v vosiem czasov. Hotite biliet pokupit?<br \/>\nTurystka do m\u0119\u017ca: oh my god. I dont understand her&#8230;<br \/>\nJakis facet za nimi: &#8211; Excuse me. Could I help you with this?<br \/>\n&#8211; Yes, please, thank you.<br \/>\nFacet: &#8211; Przepraszam, o kt\u00f3rej najbli\u017cszy pociag Moskwy?<br \/>\n&#8211; A pan co chcia\u0142? Kolejka jest!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pono\u0107 autentyczne (na odpowiedzialno\u015b\u0107 Irka \ud83d\ude42 Miejsce akcji: Dworzec Centralny w Warszawie w kasach MI\u0118DZYNARODOWYCH. Bohaterowie: Kasjerki 1, 2; turystka i jej ma\u017c (oboje &#8222;z Ameryki&#8221;), jaki\u015b facet za nimi. Podchodzi turystka do kasy. &#8211; Hello, when does the next train to Moscow leave? Kasjerka 1: &#8211; S\u0142ucham? &#8211; When does the next train to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kmim.wm.pwr.edu.pl\/myszka\/2005\/09\/03\/jak-to-w-polsce-autentyk-z-dworca-centralnego\/\" class=\"more-link\">Czytaj dalej <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jak to w Polsce: Autentyk z Dworca Centralnego<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[55],"class_list":["post-1467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-starocie","tag-humor"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-14 23:59:26","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kmim.wm.pwr.edu.pl\/myszka\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kmim.wm.pwr.edu.pl\/myszka\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kmim.wm.pwr.edu.pl\/myszka\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kmim.wm.pwr.edu.pl\/myszka\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kmim.wm.pwr.edu.pl\/myszka\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1467"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kmim.wm.pwr.edu.pl\/myszka\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1583,"href":"https:\/\/kmim.wm.pwr.edu.pl\/myszka\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1467\/revisions\/1583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kmim.wm.pwr.edu.pl\/myszka\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kmim.wm.pwr.edu.pl\/myszka\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kmim.wm.pwr.edu.pl\/myszka\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}